Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
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Today, I got a phone call from a company I’d applied for and gotten a great interview with a few months ago. They were calling to fire me because I haven’t shown up for one day of work. Turns out they never called to let me know I’d been hired. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her “Edward”. I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her “Twilight” book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
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